bullshit-font-generator

Thank you SansBullshitSans

Install

To use bullshit-font-generator your system MUST HAVE ttx installed.

npm i -g bullshit-font-generator
$ bfg-check
  YEAHHH !! \0/ We found ttx in your PATH.

Usage

 var ITBuzzWords = [
  'ninja',
  'sass',
  'guru',
  'big data'
  ];

 var bullshit = require('bullshit-font-generator');
 bullshit(words, then);

 function font(err, path) {
  if (err)
    throw err;

  console.log(path); // => somewhere at tmp folder
 }

long bullshit name

bullshit-font-generator

short bullshit name

bfg

Examples:

echo whatever buzzword to bfg

$ echo 'bullshit' | bfg
 Generating your bullshit font
 Your new bullshit font /some/tmp/folder/72d883ef-b77d-4d5c-ba55-a94dd7f0cd20
 
 # rename the 72d883ef-b77d-4d5c-ba55-a94dd7f0cd20 to whatever you want
 
$ mv /some/tmp/folder/72d883ef-b77d-4d5c-ba55-a94dd7f0cd20 bullshit.ttf

you can specify the directory output and font name

  $ echo 'nosql' | bfg -n bullshit.ttf -d /home

As bfg read from stdin you can type as many buzzwords as you want from your terminal, CONTROL-D will finish the list and start the font generation.

  $ bfg
    agile
    flat organization
    big-data
    ^D

If you have a huge list the simple way is to create a file. (one buzzword by line)

  $ echo "agile" >> buzzword.txt
  $ echo "big-data" >> buzzword.txt
  $ cat buzzword.txt | bfg

Play with web example